Your Enlightened Critics

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  Name:	Manny "Orale Holmes" Armada
  Age:	22
  Location:	Houston, TX, but born and raised in the county of Dade.
  Sign:	305
  Favorite Movie:	The Usual Suspects
  Actual Favorite Movie:	Heavy Weights
  Favorite Movie Quote:	"I used to be in a barbershop quartet in Skokie, Illinois. The baritone was this guy named Kip Diskin, big fat guy, I mean, like, orca fat." –Verbal Kint, The Usual Suspects
  Most Annoying Character in Film History:	Little Nicky from Little Nicky
  Movie character you'd have an affair with:	Nancy Callahan from Sin City
  Movie that everyone loves except for you:	Boondock Saints

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  Name:	Joseph Edwards
  Age:	27
  Location:	Los Angeles, CA
  Sign:	Slow Down, Children's Crosswalk
  Favorite Movie:	The Searchers, greatest American Western of all-time.
  Actual Favorite Movie:	see above
  Favorite Movie Quote:	"Not my brain. It's my second favorite organ."
  Most Annoying Character in Film History:	The Duke in Moulin Rouge!
  Movie character you'd have an affair with:	Diane Lane in Unfaithful (she likes affairs!), and Rene Russo in Major League
  Movie that everyone loves except for you:	The Three Amigos

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  Name:	Liz "Ginger" Edwards
  Age:	25
  Location:	New York City
  Sign:	Libra
  Favorite Movie:	Wes Anderson or Wong Kar Wai films
  Actual Favorite Movie:	The Neverending Story or Love Actually
  Favorite Movie Quote:	"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father prepare to die." -Indigo Montoya, The Princess Bride or "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines." -Steve McCroskey, Airplane!
  Most Annoying Character in Film History:	Jar Jar Binks from Star Wars or Joe Black from Meet Joe Black
  Movie character you'd have an affair with:	Ben Quick from Long Hot Summer (played by Paul Newman)
  Movie that everyone loves except for you:	Chicago

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  Name:	Brian "LeBlanc-Face-Killa" LeBlanc
  Age:	24
  Location:	Houston, TX
  Sign:	Ninjas only
  Favorite Movie:	National Treasure - actually any movie starring Nicholas Cage (except Wicker Man)
  Actual Favorite Movie:	Fight Club - How cliche is it to love this movie.
  Favorite Movie Quote:	"No I'll shoot the cook, my car's parked out back anyways." - Once Upon a Time In Mexico; Everything in Pulp Fiction
  Most Annoying Character in Film History:	Jar Jar Binks
  Movie character you'd have an affair with:	Toss-up between Elizabeth Swan (Pirates of the Carribean) and Princess Leia (Return of Jedi). I like em feisty.
  Movie that everyone loves except for you:	Supertroopers

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  Name:	Eckstein Ugh "Zoltar" More Ezz
  Age:	622
  Location:	Samsara
  Sign:	Virgo
  Favorite Movie:	Big
  Actual Favorite Movie:	The Brave Little Toaster
  Favorite Movie Quote:	You don't know Baby D. That's why you're lookin' at me, 'cause you don't know Baby D. Her fat ass be snoring, won't even be asleep, just standing. Little cupcakes and shit-- This bitch know about all the new snacks before they even hit the street. All the bootleg snacks. Year 2000 snacks. Gonna tell me about a new Twinkie comin' out next month. It's a bad motherfucker. When you bite into a cream-filled, it shoot all over your mouth.
  Most Annoying Character in Film History:
  Movie character you'd have an affair with:	The Secretary
  Movie that everyone loves except for you:

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  Name:	Tom "Team Earth" Murphy
  Age:	23
  Location:	Underneath my laptop.
  Sign:	Virgo (not doing my manly credibility any good her
  Favorite Movie:	Bring It On...oh wait, shit, ummmmm...Mean Girls...nope, damnit....Die Hard...yeah, there we go!
  Actual Favorite Movie:	Edward Scissor Hands, Hot Fuzz
  Favorite Movie Quote:	"Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does. It never happens. It's a dumb question... skip it." -Rex Kramer, Airplane!
  Most Annoying Character in Film History:	Hitler (he just couldn't let Indy get those golden monkeys, could he?)
  Movie character you'd have an affair with:	Ms. Money Penny
  Movie that everyone loves except for you:	Shrek

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  Name:	John "Is a Black" Newhouse
  Age:	23
  Location:	Houston (Go Cowboys)
  Sign:	Pisces/Ox
  Favorite Movie:	The Godfather, Pulp Fiction
  Actual Favorite Movie:	Femme Fatale, Spartan
  Favorite Movie Quote:	“If he was smart, he wouldn’t be Puerto Riiiicaaaaan.” -Cousin Sean, The Departed
  Most Annoying Character in Film History:	Ed from Good Burger (the skinny retarded one, not the fat retarded one)
  Movie character you'd have an affair with:	Marcellus Wallace from Pulp Fiction
  Movie that everyone loves except for you:	A History of Violence

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  Name:	Matt "Meshugenah" Osher
  Age:	12
  Location:	The 'Burbs
  Sign:	Stop
  Favorite Movie:	The Big Lebowski
  Actual Favorite Movie:	Forrest Gump
  Favorite Movie Quote:	Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't get in a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't pick up the phone, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit don't fucking roll! Shomer shabbos!" -Walter Sobchak, The Big Lebowski
  Most Annoying Character in Film History:	Pauly Shore in Biodome
  Movie character you'd have an affair with:	Wilson in Castaway
  Movie that everyone loves except for you:	Spiderman

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  Name:	Xtina "Flied Lice" Torres
  Age:	23
  Location:	Washington, D.C.
  Sign:	Virgo
  Favorite Movie:	Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  Actual Favorite Movie:	Fifth Element, Playing by Heart
  Favorite Movie Quote:	"Smile, it enhances your face value." -Truvy, Steel Magnolias
  Most Annoying Character in Film History:	Davin Levinson from Independence Day (played by Jeff Goldblum). I am sure there were some worse ones, but Independence Day was just on TNT.
  Movie character you'd have an affair with:	Too many to narrow it down to just one. Let\'s settle for five: 1) Thomas LeFroy from Becoming Jane 2) Will Hunting from Good Will Hunting 3) Captain Von Trapp from Sound of Music 4) Thomas Crown from The Thomas Crown Affair 5) Mr. Darcy from Pride and Prejudice :)
  Movie that everyone loves except for you:	A Beautiful Mind (snooze) and I Heart Huckabees (I don't care if you say I don't get it...I may not, but it still doesn't change the fact that it sucked)

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  Name:	Deborah "Debbie" Williams
  Age:	23
  Location:	Houston
  Sign:	Virgo (no jokes, please)
  Favorite Movie:	City of God
  Actual Favorite Movie:	The Cutting Edge
  Favorite Movie Quote:	"I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!" - Daniel Plainview, There Will Be Blood
  Most Annoying Character in Film History:	Will Ferrell. in anything. He should have been shot after like his second year on SNL.
  Movie character you'd have an affair with:	Christian Bale. in anything. Yes, even his American Psycho character AND The Machinist. yum yum. lick lick.
  Movie that everyone loves except for you:	Lost in Translation. Honestly, what's so great about it? R2D2 could act better than Scarlett Johannsen