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Bright Star

Reviews

Xtina: I've already been heartbroken from Becoming Jane, thanks.

Best Part: Forbidden love!

Worst Part: OH CMON YOU KNOW IT CAN'T END WELL.

My Take: I haven't really fully recovered from the heartbreak and pain that I experienced from watching Becoming Jane, so I don't think I will willingly go to the theater to see this. I mean, it looks exactly like it will end the same way. I need my romance to have unrealistic and cheestastic endings involving a dramatic run to the airport or a flamboyant intervention at the altar. By the looks of this preview, Bright Star will not provide any of that, so I think I will pass.

Prediction: Will be dragged to see it, will cry profusely and swear at the person who forced me to see it. Then spend the next month looking for that clip where James McAvoy and Anne Hathaway encounter each other after she finds out he's engaged and they plan to run away with each other...oh wait...